Posted in May 2012

Hello Summer.

Hello summer and thank you for making me realize just how much I HATE my body! Because of you I now have to think about fitting my large thighs and ass into a bathing suit. Oh and let us not forget—the belly!!!  I eye the bathing suit section at Target every time I walk by, … Continue reading »

my precious disasters

Meet my precious disasters; Max and Mr. Officer– Don’t let those cute little smiles fool you. Those two together are for sure to drive you bat ass crazy!!     

Rules to play dates

I would assume that the first and most important rule to a play date is not to forget you planed it. Well, I did. But wait, it gets better- the play date was at my house!!!   We originally had the date set for the beginning of May.   One of the moms had to cancel, no … Continue reading »

one of those weeks.

Feeling a little down this morning. Not sure why- I guess it happens from time to time, especially if you struggle with depression. It’s been a terribly long week . I’m more than ready for it to be over with.  With a  boss on maternity leave and project managers that have their head up their ass … Continue reading »

momma’s man.

Coming up very soon someone pretty important to me will be celebrating a birthday.  Praise God for another year of healthy bliss for Mr. Officer (as the bloggin momma’s know him) on June 1st Eric will turn 32. He knows not how deeply my affection runs for him or how his simple presence provides vital … Continue reading »

Reason # 2,265

There are million in one reasons why I love Max and here is one of them. Tonight as Mr. Officer was heading out for work he half ass kissed me. I asked him if the thought he was promised tomorrow and if that‘s the way he wanted our last kiss to go. I mean,  let’s just … Continue reading »

Magical moments & hot coffee

This weekend the weather was incredible. We found ourselves outside all weekend long-what a pleasure it was. I tell ya, there’s nothing better for the soul than some sunshine—it took me becoming a mother to realize that. Before I had Max you couldn’t pay me to spend any time in the outdoors- hell no, there … Continue reading »

Can I get a minute!!

    You know, I totally took using the restroom in peace for granted. While I was pregnant with Max someone told me, after becoming a mother you’ll never do anything alone anymore. Shit, she wasn’t lying.  My little slave driver (cause trust me, that’s what he is) is completely obsessed with poop. That’s right obsessed and … Continue reading »

You bet your ass I’m Mom Enough!

So by now we’ve all seen that awesome TIME Magazine cover asking Are You Mom Enough? and I’m sure you’ve read the article. The article got me thinking (and fuming) So I asked myself, Kasey why do you think you’re mom enough?  I mean according to the article you’re lacking some “mom enough” credentials . I am Mom … Continue reading »

Anywhere but daycare!!

For the past 2 weeks this is how our morning ride has gone (pour yourself a drink—go ahead I’ll wait)…..  I turn down the street heading towards Max’s school and without it even being in sight yet I hear from the back seat.  I don’t want to go to school Momma! Me: why don’t you … Continue reading »