Yesterday the officer was off (YESS!) this meant two things. One, I would have a decent home cooked meal and two that I would get to shut the bathroom door while I took a shower. (how the little things bring so much joy once you become a snotty nose wiping mommy)
After dinner it was time, I passed the parenting torch over to the Officer and headed towards the bathroom. I quickly shut the door, turned on the water and started to undress.
All of a sudden there was frantic banging on the door. Standing in my bra and panties without hesitation I opened the door quickly- no surprise, it was Max. “Yes Max?” I said.
Max looked down at my panties and said, “No penis?” No I answered, I’m a girl. With his hands on hips he replied very accomplished and confident “I knew it!” and walked off.
Things to remember next time I pass the parenting torch; 1) don’t answer the bathroom door and 2) if by some reason of insanity I do, for the love of god put on a robe, a towel something!!
Happy Parenting! 
Sorry but LMAO
I know right! Lol