Yesterday was long, but today–today have proven to be longer (as I’m back at work) The Monster woke up around 12am yesterday morning throwing up- I called into work and kept him home from day-care. Much to my surprise he was fine.. We went to the store to buy play dough and WINE(because Lord forbid I be stuck at home without any, wine that is) we spent the day watching cartoons, getting on each others nerves and making play dough worms, snakes, pancakes, caterpillar’s and as Max said, “huge weenies”.
All and all with no nap (because who the fuck needs sleep) and a few melt days- I’d says the day was a success! We made it through without killing each other. As the Officer was getting ready to leave for work he shot me a look, It was the look of thank God it’s you and not me. Tag you’re it. Bastard. I always hated that game. 
Happy Parenting!
