It’s Monday. I fucking swear it takes eternity for Friday to appear and then within a blink of an eye Monday is staring us in the face again. As much as I hate Monday and all it entails, I can’t even begin to bitch after the hellish weekend one mother has had to endured. It … Continue reading »
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It’s only juice boxes!
Lately, I’ve been forgetful. I mean forgive me, I am a mother and I think we should be excused and allowed to forget things on the daily. Feeling down about your mothering? Here, allow me to help you out….. Monday morning I forgot to take the Monster’s clean pillow and blanket to school for nap. … Continue reading »
Post- it note; Morning Madness
Post-it note: It’s Wednesday at 5:32 am. I just got finished getting ready for work and putting the Monster’s lunch in the oven to cook. Yesterday was Tuesday (you probably gathered that from today being Wed) it felt an awful lot like Monday. The Monster had one hell of a meltdown yesterday morning and I’m … Continue reading »
Post it note: Little ears.
Post it note: Note to self- When leaving the parking garage downtown be mindful little ears have mega listening powers and can hear even the slightest bad word whispered. Upon leaving the ENT’s office and exiting the parking garage I might have whispered “how the fuck do you get out of here?” Ten seconds later … Continue reading »
Mommy fail; my confession.
This morning was a total mommy fail. If my kid was old enough to compare me to mommy dearest I feel confident that he would. There’s nothing worse than morning drama to make you feel like a horrible mother, nothing. So here’s my mommy confession ; It’s not even 8am on this terrible Thursday morning … Continue reading »
this week…
I’ve gotta say, I’m glad this week is coming to an end. It’s been quite an eventful one, so much so that I’ve decided to bore you with writing about it. This Week…. I’ve wasted more time at work than I have in the past 3 years. Thank you twitter. (can you say productive) I … Continue reading »
Pre-motherhood…do you remember when?
Pretty much every Friday night the officer and I are blessed enough to have date night and that is because I was blessed with amazing parents, he was blessed with amazing in-laws and Max was blessed with amazing grandparents. You see, my mom (grandma and mother of the year every year) believes it’s important to … Continue reading »
Somedays are better than others
Being a mom is better some days than others. Some days you really kick ass. Have all your ducks in a row and are getting things done, saying all the right words, displaying all the right qualities, have an unlimited about of patience and then there are the days like yesterday. Yesterday was not one … Continue reading »
On to the next one.
I feel it’s been forever since I’ve bored you with my words. Well, I guess really it’s only been a week, but it seems like so much longer. I go days-weeks at a time without a post when my meds stop working and yes, these have. You know, the ones I put ten lbs on … Continue reading »
The scent of a mother
So you know I’m big on co-sleeping. I mean, it’s not like I encouraged Max to sleep in our bed- I of course encouraged him to sleep in his own. We gave it several attempts, talked about how cool it was and how all big boys have their own bed, however when I saw it … Continue reading »
