Same shit, different day my friends. It’s another slow day at the office and even after two cups of coffee and 8 hours of sleep I’m still fighting to keep my eyes open. Yeah I know—you mothers of newborns and infants are looking at that 8 hours of sleep and screaming, “Fuck you!” But, I … Continue reading »
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My fall from grace.
I’ve been a bum- a slacker of sorts I guess you could say. You see I use to be the best “unofficial” home room mom for the Monster’s daycare class and now…..well now I’m just lazy. Once a week I was bringing cookies or cupcakes up for the kids to enjoy and I’m not just talking … Continue reading »
You just never know..
It’s Monday. I fucking swear it takes eternity for Friday to appear and then within a blink of an eye Monday is staring us in the face again. As much as I hate Monday and all it entails, I can’t even begin to bitch after the hellish weekend one mother has had to endured. It … Continue reading »
Post it note: The parking lot bully
I didn’t think we’d ever make it to Friday and now that we’re here it seems like forever until the clock hits 4:30 and I’m released into freedom. I’ve got some bad news people, brace yourself. Tomorrow we have a play date. The good news? It’s at my house in which is stocked with vodka.. … Continue reading »
It’s only juice boxes!
Lately, I’ve been forgetful. I mean forgive me, I am a mother and I think we should be excused and allowed to forget things on the daily. Feeling down about your mothering? Here, allow me to help you out….. Monday morning I forgot to take the Monster’s clean pillow and blanket to school for nap. … Continue reading »
Post it note; On Momma’s mind..
I’m convinced that Tuesday is just Monday playing dress up. I’m also convinced that the cute little muffin top I’ve been rockin’ has turned into something not so cute and little. (life of a mother) I’m taking music appreciation in the summer. What a joke. (why is this required, again?) My neck is still at … Continue reading »
I’m jealous of you.
Have you ever been jealous of other moms? You know, the ones that seemed to have done it all right. I went to bed feeling as thought I’ve failed in all significant areas of mothering a toddler. We’ve talked about this guilt before, it’s nothing new with me. Everyone knows I have a problem with … Continue reading »
Post- it note; Morning Madness
Post-it note: It’s Wednesday at 5:32 am. I just got finished getting ready for work and putting the Monster’s lunch in the oven to cook. Yesterday was Tuesday (you probably gathered that from today being Wed) it felt an awful lot like Monday. The Monster had one hell of a meltdown yesterday morning and I’m … Continue reading »
Mindless chatter
Yes, this post is exactly what the title suggest. A bunch of mindless chatter…I’m sorry in advance. After fighting off sickness all weekend, it has made it’s self at home and it’s back to the doctor we go. The Monster just can’t seem to catch a break these days. Wish I would have figured out … Continue reading »
5 reasons why being a working mom rocks!
There are a few things (Ok many) in this world that I just can’t do, 1. Math and 2. Be a stay at home mom. I’ve talked about this many times before, mostly after I’ve stayed home with a sick Monster all day. SAHMs in my book like walk on water. I don’t know how … Continue reading »
