I rolled out of bed at 7am yesterday (Saturday) in preparation for a play date. Max’s cousin was coming over to play-all day long. When I say all day I mean till 7pm. All day. He’s a few years older than Max and just as hyper. Two superhero’s in once small confined space. I don’t … Continue reading »
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because coffee won’t do..
No my friends, coffee won’t do today. Momma needs a beer. On a completely random note, there’s a dude at work that I swear smells like an ash tray. Shitty to say I know, but it’s the truth. Hell, for all I know he could be saying the same thing about my perfume. Now don’t … Continue reading »
Sick days and good wine.
Today is a sick day. I took the Monster to the doctor only to be told what I already knew. Strep. Again. I swear I’m in the wrong business. Us moms, we can just look at our kids and know exactly what’s wrong. This is the second time this year he’s had strep. Not to … Continue reading »
Down in Momville
It’s finally Friday, the day I wait all week on. Now normally I don’t get all hyped up about Friday nights because shit let’s face it, I’m a mom and Friday nights down in Momville typically aren’t that exciting. This Friday night however, I’m not just a mom, I’m a mom with a babysitter! That’s … Continue reading »
Mornings around here.
For many moms the morning time routine can be somewhat of a challenge and I’m no exception. I opened one eye this morning to look at the clock. 5:09am, it was time and I wasn’t ready. The Officer and Monster we both still snoring. I flipped over with a thrust and muttered shit under my … Continue reading »
Monday, this ones for you!
It’s Monday, I’m at work and I have a bladder infection. Makes for a perfect way to start off the week don’t ya think? I swear I’ve never pissed as much as I did this weekend in my whole life. Sitting at my desk today I feel as though I’ve drunk a gallon of water- thinking … Continue reading »
The in’s, out’s and mishaps of last week.
Before I start my post I’d like to say I’m deeply saddened over the tragic events that unfolded today in Newtown. There are one too many parents that won’t be able to hug their babies after school today or tuck them into bed tonight. My heart is broken for the families, the community and our … Continue reading »
The first EVER Christmas program..
We just left Max’s very first Christmas program EVER. It was gay. No, No I’m totally joking. (Geez, y’all didn’t really think I was that bad, did you?) It was really good and secretly I was quite emotional about it. I found myself fighting back tears when I saw him walk in with his class … Continue reading »
Dear Santa…
Dear Santa, What up? It’s been a while I know, but since I’ve become a mother I’ve been a little busy and my wish list has changed a little so I was thinking… that maybe this year you could be kind enough help the Officer out with a few things. Just to let you know … Continue reading »
No toddler nap = stiff drink for momma
Yesterday the kid (I call him that lovely) didn’t take a nap. “Engine” Turtles, as he says, don’t have time for naps because they’re too busy fighting bad guys.” So, he went and went and went all day long–running around the house, jumping off the couches, playing outside, running that damn annoying, loud ass lawn mower around the … Continue reading »
