Same shit, different day my friends. It’s another slow day at the office and even after two cups of coffee and 8 hours of sleep I’m still fighting to keep my eyes open. Yeah I know—you mothers of newborns and infants are looking at that 8 hours of sleep and screaming, “Fuck you!” But, I … Continue reading »
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My fall from grace.
I’ve been a bum- a slacker of sorts I guess you could say. You see I use to be the best “unofficial” home room mom for the Monster’s daycare class and now…..well now I’m just lazy. Once a week I was bringing cookies or cupcakes up for the kids to enjoy and I’m not just talking … Continue reading »
The returning desire..
4 years ago I made a decision I said I’d never allow myself to regret. I along with the Officer decided we only wanted one child and after the Monster turned a year old, I proceeded to get my tubes tied. Today, with my only child being 4 years old I’m wondering what it would … Continue reading »
You just never know..
It’s Monday. I fucking swear it takes eternity for Friday to appear and then within a blink of an eye Monday is staring us in the face again. As much as I hate Monday and all it entails, I can’t even begin to bitch after the hellish weekend one mother has had to endured. It … Continue reading »
Happy Birthday
Today my sweet Monster turns 4 years old. I’m emotional. I’m emotional that he’s getting so fucking big so fucking quick. Who would have thought? I mean you always hear people talk about how they grow up so quickly, but I honestly had no idea those idiots knew exactly what they were talking about, that … Continue reading »
One of those days.
Today is a sick day. I called in, once again to take the Monster to visit our second home—that being the pediatrician’s office. The verdict this time? Pharyngitis. Personally, I think its strep again and we just caught it too early, but I guess we’ll see. Mothers are always right when it comes to their children’s diagnosis, always. Because … Continue reading »
Post it note: Birthday invitations.
The Monster’s Angry Bird birthday bash was this weekend. Everything went well. The small gathering that I had envisioned in my head turned out to be a larger crowd than had originally thought. It was perfect thought, the more people meant the more kids for the Monster to play with. I’ve decided that next year … Continue reading »
The transition
It’s Thursday. The only reason I can tolerate Thursday is because I know its counter part, Friday is peaking around the corner or I’d hate it just as much as Monday. Meanwhile, it’s raining it’s ass off here. Naturally, this means the roads are full of idiots that forget how to drive when it slightly sprinkles … Continue reading »
The care-bear nightmare..
The Monster and I of course continue to co-sleep.(Because yes, I’m that kind of mom) Hey, I’m not complaining, it doesn’t bother me in the least bit. The one thing I don’t enjoy about co-sleeping? All the extra co-sleeping partners that some how wind up in my bed. Thank God for a king sized bed, … Continue reading »
Post it note; On Momma’s mind..
I’m convinced that Tuesday is just Monday playing dress up. I’m also convinced that the cute little muffin top I’ve been rockin’ has turned into something not so cute and little. (life of a mother) I’m taking music appreciation in the summer. What a joke. (why is this required, again?) My neck is still at … Continue reading »
