I wasn’t going to do a Father’s Day post. I really wasn’t, but I broke down and here it is.. 5 things Dad (The Officer) really wants for Father’s Day.. 5.) For me to cook him eatable food aka dinner every once in a while. With his schedule change, this is becoming more realistic, well … Continue reading »
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The final countdown.
The count down is on. No, not till the Monster sleeps in his own bed or I regain my sanity, but to my brother’s wedding. I dropped my tent (I mean my dress) off for alternations yesterday. I got a good glimpse of my big ass in those mirrors that make you want to … Continue reading »
Post it note; Dear Summer.
Dear Summer, I’ve waited all year for you. For months I longed for the warmth of your sun and beauty of your blue skies, for the long hours of sunlight and endless time outside. You’ve always been close to my heart with your claiming warmth and therapeutic rays. This year however, you crept up on … Continue reading »
A mother’s morning.
A mother’s morning; it’s no joke. It’s a hellish, chaotic thing and here’s what I mean.. Wake up at 4:30- take a shower all the while listening for the Monster. Yeah the Officer is home by then but, he’s sleeping and I can tell you the Monsters cries have NEVER and I mean NEVER disturbed his … Continue reading »
I slept last night
I slept last night. I slept like all night long aside from waking up to check on the snoring monster that lie next to me. What a comforting sound to listen to the breathing of your little one. I rarely sleep so soundly. I normally wake up about 6 times a night to look at … Continue reading »
post it note: why is it?
Why is it I will ask my son 55 times during the day if he is hungry and 55 times he will say no. Until, we turn off the lights and get into bed and then all of a sudden…yup, you guessed it, he’s hungry!! Fucking toddlers!
The lunch dilemma
Same shit, different day my friends. It’s another slow day at the office and even after two cups of coffee and 8 hours of sleep I’m still fighting to keep my eyes open. Yeah I know—you mothers of newborns and infants are looking at that 8 hours of sleep and screaming, “Fuck you!” But, I … Continue reading »
My fall from grace.
I’ve been a bum- a slacker of sorts I guess you could say. You see I use to be the best “unofficial” home room mom for the Monster’s daycare class and now…..well now I’m just lazy. Once a week I was bringing cookies or cupcakes up for the kids to enjoy and I’m not just talking … Continue reading »
The returning desire..
4 years ago I made a decision I said I’d never allow myself to regret. I along with the Officer decided we only wanted one child and after the Monster turned a year old, I proceeded to get my tubes tied. Today, with my only child being 4 years old I’m wondering what it would … Continue reading »
Post it note; Enough is enough
Dear family and friends alike; Take a look at the photo below. Yes, it’s my sweet preicous Monster will all his lovely angry birds. Lovely angry birds in which sleep in my bed with me. So now, not only do I have a 4 year old that likes to sleep with his legs across my … Continue reading »
