I didn’t think we’d ever make it to Friday and now that we’re here it seems like forever until the clock hits 4:30 and I’m released into freedom. I’ve got some bad news people, brace yourself. Tomorrow we have a play date. The good news? It’s at my house in which is stocked with vodka.. … Continue reading »
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because coffee won’t do..
No my friends, coffee won’t do today. Momma needs a beer. On a completely random note, there’s a dude at work that I swear smells like an ash tray. Shitty to say I know, but it’s the truth. Hell, for all I know he could be saying the same thing about my perfume. Now don’t … Continue reading »
My party check-list (for the guest)
Calling all mothers, calling all mothers…… its Friday, its Friday!! You know what that means right? Absolutely fucking nothing!! YAAAAAAAY!!! Well, it does mean for those of us that are fortunate enough- no work tomorrow, which is nice and a later than usual bedtime- especially tonight, since I’ll be up cooking the cupcakes for Max’s Halloween party. … Continue reading »
Saturday in the park
Because I”m low on motivation (again) I thought I’d leave you with a picture from our Saturday in the park. #hot. Hope your having a wonderful weekend- one full of hugs and kisses from the ones that drive you fucking insane. P.S here’s a mommy confession for ya. I didn’t take a shower this morning. That’s right, … Continue reading »
McDonald’s mirgraine
Consider this a public service announcement from a mom that mommy guilt gets every time! When you call into work sick because you have a migraine and feel like a Mac truck as ran over your ass DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT keep the toddler home from day-care with you. Fuck the Mommy … Continue reading »
A topless kind of morning!!
Max has this thing, he likes to be naked. Well, not totally naked, but damn near. As soon as he gets home from day-care he stripes down to his underwear. As soon as he gets to Grandma’s he strips down to his underwear. Whenever and wherever he can, he’s stripin.’ I think maybe … Continue reading »
Welcome to the world of toddlers..
It’s Monday, again. I don’t know where the weekends go, but they sure as hell don’t hang around long. This weekend we had a lot of good quality drive momma crazy time. Max (at 3) has entered the stage of becoming his own person, creating and finding an identity for himself. He has entered this … Continue reading »
A Silent Connection.
Memorial Day has come and gone. Mr. Officer of course had to work so he MIA during the Memorial Day gathering. The entire weekend in it’s self was great. Saturday night my mom kept Max so Mr. Officer and I could be “off duty” if you will. Sunday Max & I played in the backyard- … Continue reading »
Rules to play dates
I would assume that the first and most important rule to a play date is not to forget you planed it. Well, I did. But wait, it gets better- the play date was at my house!!! We originally had the date set for the beginning of May. One of the moms had to cancel, no … Continue reading »
momma needs a time out, please?
Ok I am definitely not the stay at home mom type. REAPTING…I am not the stay at home mom type!!! I had planned to miss the morning portion of work today. Max had a follow-up with the ENT. After that he was going to day-care and I was going to work. Seemed easy enough- Until last night, … Continue reading »
