So you know I’m on mood stabilizers, that’s no secret and you know they put a good 30 lbs on my little ass which is also no secret and has led me to finally start exercising or at least attempting too. It’s always been a challenge for me to exercise with the Monster in the house. … Continue reading »
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Monday Madness
Yesterday was Monday and there was no covering it up. Any way you looked it, anyway you dressed it up– it still smelled of shit (as Monday’s typically do) The monster decided this morning (Monday morning I must remind you) would be a good time to test mommy’s patience. Normally this wouldn’t be such a problem, … Continue reading »
When saying the right thing doesn’t come easy.
Saying the right things once we become parents is imperative, but not always easy. Yesterday as I was gathering Max’s things at day-care he was standing beside me playing with his ninja turtle. Another little boy (the same one that was kicking him in the balls) we’ll call him the little shit walked up and … Continue reading »
The pre-school kleptomaniac
Kleptomania; The inability to refrain from the urge to steal. Or in my words, a crazy ass person that steals shit. That’s my kid yo. I got a call from the day-care yesterday. Evidentially, my kid had taken a liking to a toy truck and decided it should come home with him. Only problem? getting … Continue reading »
Bounce with me-A Momma’s confession
Ok so I have a confession to make. Yesterday it almost happen y’all. I almost threw down with some kid that damn near took my kids head off while playing at Bounce USA. Of course, the older kid (much too old to be there) wasn’t paying attention, the parents were nowhere to be found and … Continue reading »
Someone else’s life
I’ve been kidless all weekend. Yes, it’s true. I feel like I’ve been living someone else’s life; someone who doesn’t have a bed time, or dinner to cook or cartoons to watch and baths to give. Call me crazy, but I’ll go ahead and admit right now, I’ve missed that guy that runs around here insanely … Continue reading »
Liebster Award
Well hot damn y’all the Perfectly Imperfect Momma was nominated for the Liebster Award by a fellow blogger for my post, No toddler nap = stiff drink for momma. (Look at me now! What-What!!) While I don’t get into all of rules that comes along with the award (and trust me, there are many) I … Continue reading »
Let’s play rough, shall we?
My dearest blog, I’ve not been neglecting you. You are my special place to write about the joys of motherhood. The place I come to cuss, throw emotional fits and vent; I’ve not forgotten about you- I’ve just not had anything new, exciting or anything emotionally pressing that needed to be documented. I still need … Continue reading »
Just another day..
Hello Thursday, my love. You bring us that much closer to Friday and for that I’m deeply grateful. It’s cold today in Houston y’all and when I say cold I’m talkin’ 45. When the temperature here drops below 60 we start getting a little confused on how to dress. All over the city today … Continue reading »
The big night!
Tomorrow is my very first ever, meet the teacher night. I’m crazy excited people! I say that now, but come tomorrow night after work when we get home, get dinner cooked, get dinner ate and then head back out again I just might be cussing the event. Once we get home and get settle we … Continue reading »
