I rolled out of bed at 7am yesterday (Saturday) in preparation for a play date. Max’s cousin was coming over to play-all day long. When I say all day I mean till 7pm. All day. He’s a few years older than Max and just as hyper. Two superhero’s in once small confined space. I don’t … Continue reading »
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Reasons why I’m a bad mom
It’s Thursday. I’m in a mood. A don’t talk, look or touch me kind of mood. A lock yourself in the restroom to get away from everyone kind of mood. A get your ass back in bed and try this again kind of mood. I’m in a mood and I’m at work. Not such a … Continue reading »
My favorite superhero
I’ve never been a huge fan of superhero’s. Even as a child I thought they were silly. I mean is it really realistic to think that one super-sub human could live a double life (yes) but have such super powers that he was capable of saving the world from darkness and evil (no) Don’t feel bad, … Continue reading »
Santa, a thief in the night
He’s baaaccckkk!!! The monster has returned. He’s still sick and breathing like Darth Vader. I’ve made him and the Officer yet another appointment for tomorrow morning. You know, if I was a normal fucking mom that waited until her kid was running 101 fever before I took him to the doctor I probably wouldn’t have … Continue reading »
Bye bye Abilify
So here’s a quick little update. You know I’ve been bitching about my weight ever since I started taking this new “fat pill” AKA mood stabilizer. It’s changed my life in many ways—one, bumping me up 3 dress sizes—the other being my mood. After several weeks of debating I’ve decided to get off of it … Continue reading »
Let’s play rough, shall we?
My dearest blog, I’ve not been neglecting you. You are my special place to write about the joys of motherhood. The place I come to cuss, throw emotional fits and vent; I’ve not forgotten about you- I’ve just not had anything new, exciting or anything emotionally pressing that needed to be documented. I still need … Continue reading »
Thanksgiving madness!
Well, its two days after thanksgiving which means people are getting sick of leftover turkey, have endured the black Friday craziness and are finally thinking Christmas. Yes its true, only two days after thanksgiving I’m one of the crazies that have put my Christmas tree up. Don’t judge me! I know it’s early, but it … Continue reading »
screw you, daylight savings!
I can’t get down with this time change. I’m all about it being daylight earlier, however the pitch black 9pm darkness coming at 6pm is kinda pissing me off. I mean really. Just how in the hell am I supposed to function like a normal mother in these conditions? My mind knows its dark outside … Continue reading »
multiple personalities
Have I told you how much I want to work from home? God, if I was only a writer that stayed home and wrote for a living ( Of course, it wouldn’t be that easy) but, how happy I would be? I think like totally. I guess of course if I did stay home I … Continue reading »
a little bit of this and a little bit of that..
This post is random, containing a little of this and a little of that—hell, a little of everything. There, that’s your warning good luck making it through the whole thing, y’all. Yesterday I learned taking the wrong antibiotic can give you some pretty shitty symptoms, like symptoms of a stomach virus. That’s right. It seems … Continue reading »
