I’ve never been a huge fan of superhero’s. Even as a child I thought they were silly. I mean is it really realistic to think that one super-sub human could live a double life (yes) but have such super powers that he was capable of saving the world from darkness and evil (no) Don’t feel bad, … Continue reading »
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passing the torch
Yesterday the officer was off (YESS!) this meant two things. One, I would have a decent home cooked meal and two that I would get to shut the bathroom door while I took a shower. (how the little things bring so much joy once you become a snotty nose wiping mommy) After dinner it was … Continue reading »
And this is my week…
This is my week people not that you asked, but I couldn’t think of anything else to write about and I’m just dying to write. Don’t you hate when that happens? It’s like I go blank at least two weeks out of month. I hate it. This week despite being slow at work, it’s really … Continue reading »
Pre-motherhood…do you remember when?
Pretty much every Friday night the officer and I are blessed enough to have date night and that is because I was blessed with amazing parents, he was blessed with amazing in-laws and Max was blessed with amazing grandparents. You see, my mom (grandma and mother of the year every year) believes it’s important to … Continue reading »
Mommas gettin crazzzy!
Momma’s let me tell ya. This momma just bought her first pair of booty shorts. You know the ones. They cover just about as much ass as your best boy short panties…yeah, those! I don’t do shorts. This is honestly only the second pair of shorts I’ve owned in all my 31 years and let’s … Continue reading »
My poop is better than yours!
You know that mommy that does it all so effortlessly and looks amazing doing it? Yeah, I’m not her. Though I try my damnedest it just never works out. I will say this though, when Max and I started down this potty training journey I promised myself that I would make it a stress-free, guilt … Continue reading »
Motherhood and panties…
So I do understand that is information you really could go without, but nothing symbolizes motherhood and its controlled chaos better than coming home and realizing you’ve had your panties on backwards for 8 hours while at work. Yep, you read right- backwards panties for 8 freaking hours!!!! Who does that? I can understand not realizing they … Continue reading »
Panties vs Underwear Diego style..
Yay for Diego panties, I mean underwear!! This is a moment defiantly worth documenting Max got his first set of underwear on Saturday. None other than Diego! Excited over the whole moment I grabbed a pack, held them up and said, (in the middle of target) ”Max you want to get some Diego panties?” “JES!!” Max replied full of excitement. My husband with a … Continue reading »